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Strange, and really goodReview Date: 2008-07-28
Fun stuff!Review Date: 2008-06-07
It started out a little questionably. While Knapp is a talented author and does a good job of describing what's going on, the intentionally campy writing got to be a bit much to slog through, especially after the umpteenth time there was a description of a zombie chicken moving in such a way that a random body part fell off. Camp doesn't really translate over to writing nearly as well as film, as far as I'm concerned, though Knapp made a really good effort of it. Additionally, the backstory took a while to build up to an interesting point, though for good reason-the story behind the story is actually somewhat complex, and made what could have been a relatively simple zombie chicken novel into a more solid read.
I urge prospective readers who find the beginning to be a bit tough to get into to hang in there; it all makes more sense the more deeply you get into the story. The second half of the book grabbed me much more firmly, and it was hard to put it down after that point. The writing, though still campy, had more going on plot-wise, so I was less distracted and more enthralled. While I think the ending (which I won't spoil for you) came out of left field to an extent, it was satisfying, and left me with a good feeling about the entire adventure through zombie chicken land.
Overall, while it has a few flaws and could use a bit of tightening up in the first half, "Cluck" is definitely an amusing read. It's particularly commendable as a self-published work, and is among the best self-pub works I've ever read, nonfiction or fiction. And, as I said, Knapp is very good with descriptions, and I had a clear mental picture of what was happening the entire time, even if it didn't make sense at first. Pick this one up if you have a long plane flight, need something to read on the morning commute, or simply want something entertaining to read over a weekend. It has good re-read potential, too, so you'll definitely get your money's worth.
As Good As It Sounds - Even a Chicken Would Love It!Review Date: 2008-04-01
This was truly one of the most original books I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Full of intriguing characters and a wonderful story, 'Cluck: Murder Most Fowl' by Eric D. Knapp is an expertly written horror-comedy that will leave you begging for a sequel.
Simply Brilliant.Review Date: 2008-05-28
You will find yourself in a bizarre world of zombie chickens, Poultry Exorcists, hicks, an ancient secret organization of frauds, and a car with a bit of an attitude. There is a restless house, and something else, another force thrown into the mix just to keep it interesting.
Armand/Arnold, who is the first true "Exorciste de Volaille" in generations, discovers, after years of ridding the world of pesky undead fowl, that he's possibly met his match. A convergence of mystical forces brings together a massive rooster who's been to Hell and back, his flock of subordinate ghoulish chicken zombies; a mysterious, vengeful force; a fidgety house and a less-than-intelligent hick by the name of Bobby--and Arnold has just stepped into the filthy thick of it.
Rotten eggs, tomatoes and stumbling, rotting chickens... this bizarre world is waiting for you to discover it. I think it should be an obligation for all independent authors to add this book to their library as an example of a professional, self-published product.
This book has effortlessly earned its five medallions (stars)
For every chicken sandwich...Review Date: 2008-03-29
I did ponder during this story whether the author has a fondness or hatred for poultry based on the tone and tenor of this original recipe (yes, I went there) of a novel. It is hard to tell, because he makes it abundantly clear that there are three things you need to know about chickens from the outset: They are dirty, they are loud, and they are stupid. But that does not necessarily make them evil or in any way bad. Tasty maybe, but not destined to be diabolical.
In this epic tale of supernatural bantams, supernatural houses, and supernatural beings that dwell inside Chicken Exorcists (the ghosts of chicken exorcists past?), we are given the chance to see the world from both the chicken eye view (very low to the ground, where flying tomatoes and rotten eggs are downright irresistable) and the humans who challenge them.
While this story was perhaps a bit long in the beak from the standpoint of overall length, the author gives us a tremendously detailed farce that reminds me somewhat of something that Terry Pratchett might produce, footnotes and all. The sly, somewhat serious but not taking itself serious tone is pitch perfect for a story of this magnitude. For a independently produced work the editing and flow of this story is outstanding, with both likeable and dispicable characters including annoying, arrogant Frenchmen, which is something every story should have.
Overall, a terrifically amusing and entertaining tale of a man, his chickens, a rooster on steroids, the house they live in, and the exorcist who would somehow dare to save them all.

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A page-turning, bite-your-nails, stay-up-all-night bookReview Date: 2007-01-12
Modern Science Fiction Thrill-RideReview Date: 2006-07-18
ShiversReview Date: 2004-02-13
Monster PsychologyReview Date: 2002-10-04
The action is flowing, well-described, brutal. The prose, even in scenes of horrific violence, is lyrical. This is a thinking person's thriller, because after you put it down you'll be mulling it over in your mind days, weeks, months after.
I'm glad that the epilogue hints of a possible sequel. Buy this book and give Charles Gramlich reason to write it!
Write on, Mr. Gramlich!Review Date: 2002-09-22


I liked it ^.^Review Date: 2007-10-14
Anyway, if you like stories where monsters can disguise themselves as your friends and family, you will like this one.
Pandora's Cryo BoxReview Date: 2003-08-28
The gang seeks answers from Bum, the former town mayor, in order to save their friend. He tells them people from the Pleiades star cluster originally settled the Earth. Two great civilizations sprung up Atlantis and Lemuria. Springville was an eastern city of Lemuria or Mu. Neither got along with the other. At the behest of technologically advanced star people, who happen upon them later, the two went to war against one another. Lemuria cut a deal with the visitors that would make them immortal and allow them to win the war but their deal came at a terrible price.
An interesting theory of why the two civilizations disappeared that makes for an exciting read!
Great bookReview Date: 2000-10-14
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They are hard to get rid off!Review Date: 2005-02-19


P.S. Gifford's talent and imagination blows me away...Review Date: 2008-09-04
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Fans of Stephen King take note...Review Date: 2008-09-02
Thius book is strongly reccomended for fans of Stephen King or E.A. Poe, and this is a writer who is certainly going places.
Master of the U turnReview Date: 2008-02-11
When it comes to understand what scares a reader, and where the reader wants to be after that scare, Mr. Gifford has no equal.
This book now has a place of honor in my liberary and I have made room for the next.
If you like a great campfire tale, you need this book.
Roger Haller
CEO of Cowboy logic Press.Diamonds in Time
What people are saying about this book...Review Date: 2008-06-15
A Darkly Entertaining Read, February 19, 2008
By Kevin J. Hurtack (Denver, CO United States) -
PS Gifford's collection of short stories quickly grabbed hold of my attention and didn't let go until I had finished the book. He does this with a strong and engaging narrative style that flows in a natural manner. He writes the way his characters would speak. He also has a flare for good descriptive passages and creating tension/suspense in his tales. Although he doesn't use it excessively Gifford has a definte knack for the macabre/gore and uses it effectively in his stories.
The use of 'The Imaginary Friend' to introduce and follow each story is a clever way to loosely connect all the stories. In some ways it reminded me of Tales From The Crypt and Twilight Zone. But Gifford's style and tales are uniquely his own.
If you like clever, well-written Horror then check out this book. Definetly an author worth the time and money.
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Master of the U turn, February 10, 2008
By Roger - See all my reviews
This first offering from this rising star, has the thrill built into every story, and has made me a new collector of anything P.S.Gifford wants to write.
When it comes to understand what scares a reader, and where the reader wants to be after that scare, Mr. Gifford has no equal.
This book now has a place of honor in my liberary and I have made room for the next.
If you like a great campfire tale, you need this book.
Roger Haller
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Classic Old School Horror Stories, December 31, 2007
By Mr. S. Wilkins "click click drone" (UK) - See all my reviews
I first discovered P.S Gifford's work a few years ago and was amazed at the time as to his wonderfully fertile imagination and perpensity for adding the most glorious twists to his tales.
In the years that followed, his tales continued to deliver that lovely old school style of horror. Not your "gore and guts, swearing every second word" type horror that is so fashionable these days, but charmingly atmospheric tales, filled with weird and wonderful characters in situations that often imply the horror rather than shove it down our throat. Often with twists that will leave you speechless.
Now, for the first time, Mr Gifford has collected many of his best tales into this top notch compendium that reads like an episode of shows like The Twilight Zone or Tales From The Crypt, the cleverly interwoven narrative of the Imaginary Friend, binding the whole thing together.
For fans of old school horror, i can't recommend this book enough.
Well done Mr Gifford. I can't wait for Part 2! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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The Curious Accounts of the Imaginary Friend, November 7, 2007
By D. Dixon "BOOK-HOUND" (Bakersfield, CA USA) - See all my reviews
As a collector of first editon crime and horror books, this one rates among the top of the list. This new writer is at the infant stage of a budding career that has no end. He is full of imagination, therefore the title fits the contents perfectly. It is rare for me to review a book, but in this case it is a must. My congratulations for a job well done and my best wishes to you and your career. Your book sits amongst several thousand books in my library. A terrific read. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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Warped and Witty, October 30, 2007
By Kimberly Raiser "Stranded, now available at a... (St. Augustine, FL) - See all my reviews
P.S. Gifford brings a breath of fresh air to horror with suspense, adventure, gore, and knee slapping laughter. Brilliantly written! Be on the lookout for this author in the future, and know you were here for the beginning.
All my best to Paul,,,,,,,,,,,,,Kimberly Raiser
By Deanna Crews "Smartysmurf" (Nashville, TN USA) - See all my reviews
Remember how much those old episodes of Twilight Zone and Tales From the Darkside scared you? Back when horror wasn't all gore, shock and brutally bloody? Times when you could read a story that would make you look over your shoulder to make sure the eyes you felt staring at you weren't really there? The Curious Accounts of the Imaginary Friend will put you back in that era of quality chills and terror without blood soaked walls, profanity and gratuitous gore.
P.S. Gifford has mastered the short story, every story inside is evidence to the fact. While reading you will feel a calm come over you as you realize you've figured out the end of the story; however, the now infamous "Gifford Twist" will come out of nowhere and leave your head spinning in wonderment. The strangest, most curious things can be found in the simplest, most mundane of situations - beware, man is capable of concealing much darkness in their souls.
Above all the next time you hear something go bump in the night, you will be less afraid and more curious to discover the darkness within. One day you too might get to relay a story to the Imaginary Friend.
A Darkly Entertaining ReadReview Date: 2008-02-19
The use of 'The Imaginary Friend' to introduce and follow each story is a clever way to loosely connect all the stories. In some ways it reminded me of Tales From The Crypt and Twilight Zone. But Gifford's style and tales are uniquely his own.
If you like clever, well-written Horror then check out this book. Definetly an author worth the time and money.


So thorough!!!!Review Date: 2006-05-23
Suffers from delusions of Carterdom...Review Date: 2004-05-03
Cataloging and Documenting the Unmentionable and the Indescribable Review Date: 2006-12-13
ENCYLCOPEDIA CTHULHIANA is a fascinating and fun book, indispensible for fans of the Lovecraft Circle and those who play the Chaosium game CALL OF CTHULHU as well.
The best single guide to the Cthulhu MythosReview Date: 2002-08-10
_Finally, I know the difference between the Elder Gods, the Great Old Ones, The Outer Gods, and the Elder Things. You finally get the associations in the pantheon spelled out. You know how Cthulhu, Tsathuggua, Hastur, and Ithaqua (the Great Old Ones) differ from Azathuth, Nyarlathotep, Shuh-Niggurath, and Yog-Sothoth (the Outer Gods.) And of course you learn never to associate Nodens, Kthanid, and Yag-Thaddag (the Elder Gods) with any of these.
_Come to think of it I probably shouldn't have spoken these names aloud while I was typing. What is that noise in the
A True Guide to Lovecraftian HorrorReview Date: 2004-07-06
The majority of the text is an A-Z encyclopedia of the major entities, protagonists, and books in the Cthulhu Mythos with a merciful pronunciation guide. Like any good encyclopedist, Mr. Harms cautions that this material, as carefully written as it is, doesn't substitute actually reading and knowing firsthand the source material, which is well-referenced at the end of each entry. Each entry is not only a description, but also endeavours to harmonize conflicting sources. For example, the entry for the 'Elder Sign' includes a discussion on its application and significance in the Mythos, the controversies around its origin and use, a brief discussion of H.P. Lovecraft's original branch symbol and Derleth's pentagram, and a reference to the 'Star Stones of Mnar' found elsewhere in the book.
The Encyclopedia Cthulhiana has a significant Appendix, which in my already fragile mind greatly expands upon usual notion of an Appendix as supplemental to the rest of the text. While supplemental, this material is no less essential in its comprehension of the vast scope of the Cthulhu Mythos. The Appendix is divided into five parts, which is devoted largely to Mythos' most significant artifact, the Necronomicon. Three-fifths of the Appendix relate to its history, location, and contents. In the Appendix, you will also find Shannon Appel's very useful 'Timeline of the Cthulhu Mythos', which presents the reader with a staggering list of the Mythos' most significant events starting with the arrival of Cthuga when the Earth was newly-formed, to the 'Fall of Man' after the events recounted in Clark Ashton Smith's 'Zothique'.
Without hyperbole I conclude that The Encyclopedia Cthulhiana belongs in the library of every 'Call of Cthulhu' gamer and Lovecraft fan. It is an especially readable pleasure when one randomly flips through its pages. It is simply one of those books that you will find yourself reaching for again and again and again. I could easily re-envision this book in a future edition as a coffee table volume with additional illustrations. I am also pleased to report very few typographical errors.
The author's 'Suggestions for Further Reading' is a nudge to the reader to do some of their own research. Though an encyclopedia could have easily encompassed a multi-volume series suitable only for Lovecraftian scholars, the author seems to realize that the limits of a useful encyclopedia are best expressed and guided by practicality, accuracy, and concision.

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enjoyable, touching storyReview Date: 2001-08-18
Sychronicity in Action!Review Date: 2001-05-09
Praise for EJReview Date: 2000-11-11
Powerfully DirectReview Date: 2001-11-09
Praise for EJReview Date: 2000-11-11

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Monster are much less scary ...Review Date: 2007-12-15
Ear Wax Is Imagination Coming Out of Your EarsReview Date: 2007-01-12
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Everything you need to know about Monsters!Review Date: 2003-04-10

GeorgieReview Date: 2008-03-13
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A CHILDHOOD CLASSICReview Date: 2000-09-16
An old time favorite.Review Date: 1999-10-14
Brings back great memories!Review Date: 2000-11-28
It's such a fun book!

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The game is very fun!Review Date: 1999-08-12
The game is very fun!Review Date: 1999-08-12
The game is very fun!Review Date: 1999-08-12
The game is very fun!Review Date: 1999-08-12
The game is very fun!Review Date: 1999-08-12


A Great Item To HaveReview Date: 2008-09-21
It contains some vital information that anyone even the slightest bit interested in exploring should read.
So glad that I bought this book.
Ghost research 101Review Date: 2008-06-08
All the basics...Review Date: 2007-03-16
Essential for beginners and seasoned paranormal investigatorsReview Date: 2006-08-22
Comprehensive and easy to readReview Date: 2006-11-06
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Bobby Garfundephelt buys a sprawling, multi-building farm, with the intention of turning part of it into a bed and breakfast. Included with the farm is a chicken coop, full of loud, stupid and filthy chickens. Janice, his wife, likes the chickens, and has to repeatedly remind Bobby to feed them. In a moment of frustration, one night, Bobby sets fire to the coop, with the chickens inside. Janice leaves him. Stuck somewhere between life and death, the zombie chickens go on the attack. Led by an evil undead Rooster, bigger than the average rooster, they chase Bobby throughout the labyrinthine rooms of the farmhouse. The house has been altered and added to so many times over the past 200 years, that it has gained a rudimentary intelligence, and assists in Bobby's torment.
Arnold is a young boy with a unique ability. Remember the famous movie line, "I see dead people?" Arnold could say, "I see dead chickens." After years of seeing a blue light coming from everyone, and being attacked by undead chickens, Arnold's parents ship him to a secret monastery in France. Their specialty is chicken exorcisms. On his deathbed, the present leader of the order transfers the being, or presence, living inside him to Arnold, making him the new leader. Many years later, Arnold, now called Armand, arrives at the farmhouse, to do battle with these undead zombie chickens. Amid everything else, Armand has to deal with a chicken spirit that takes over Bobby, so that, one minute, he is cowering in fear in the corner of a basement, and the next minute, he is trying to kill Armand.
If nothing else, this is a very different sort of novel, and it's a very good novel. It's nice and strange, and the author does a fine job with it.